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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be silly, glass ceilings don't have lightbulbs!"

"The problem with kissing a perfect 10 Is how cold the mirror feels on your lips."

"Zoology teacher was asked to substitute history teacher's class since he was on leave.. And so he did.. Describe Shahajahan's wife Mumtaz with a neat diagram and label the parts"

"I am not racist I have black shampoo and white conditioner!!"

"I saw leaked footage of Finding Dory yesterday Bruce the shark is now called Caitlyn."

"Why don't black cops shoot unarmed white kids? Because they'd get in trouble."

"I got a tattoo in the bald spot on top of my head that reads ""let go of my ears lady, I know what I'm doing"""

"If I got kidnapped I'd continuously sing Pitbull songs until they kill me, I'd die but at least they'd suffer too."

"there's nothing quite as American as eating when you're not even hungry"

"If you roll out your chapstick more than an inch, I'll see you in court."