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Joke of the Day
"Why don't black cops shoot unarmed white kids? Because they'd get in trouble."
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"I don't play guitar, but I sure would pluck your G-string."
":* `*twinkle twinkle little star...point me to the nearest bar * `*:. HAPPY FRIDAY!!!!!"
"Mother: Fred why did you put a slug in your grandma's bed? Fred: Because I couldn't find a snake."
"My Asian friend came out .. My Asian friend came out to his dad today and said ""Dad I'm gay"" . His dad after being angry for a moment said, ""why not Gay+"""
"I finally got Tinder ... and after a few matches, I was able to start a campfire"
"What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box? Not suitable for children. Colors may vary."
"What did they call Fireman Sam after he retired? ""That fat, selfish faggot that chose the pension over saving our lives."""
"A vegan, a Crossfitter and an atheist walk into a bar.. I know this because they told everyone within two minutes."
"The police got all the democrat protesters in California to leave last night They gave them participation awards"