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Joke of the Day
"The problem with kissing a perfect 10 Is how cold the mirror feels on your lips."
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"Why did God make man before woman? You need a rough draft before you have a final copy."
"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, just like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."
"My friend started a business in Afghanistan selling land mines that look like prayer rugs.. He says prophets are going through the roof."
"What did the beaver say when he fell in water? Damn it."
"I have a knock knock joke. You start."
"What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining? ""BAAAHH RAIN!"""
"Why did the spelling bee champ have to go to rehab? He was hooked on phonics."
"nothing says FUCK YOU like a restaurant giving you one napkin with your takeout order"
"What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane? A boeing constrictor"