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Joke of the Day
"The problem with kissing a perfect 10 Is how cold the mirror feels on your lips."
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"What did the elephant say to the naked man? ""How do you breathe through something that small?!"""
"Two Jehovah Witnesses walk into a bar. LOL JK. They knocked."
"science defines a baby as ""a small smooth poopy man, no taller than a lamp"""
"BOB: Hey boss can I get another raise SCROOGE: But I just gave you... B: What's that over there, is it a gho-o-o-ost?? Ooooooooo S: OK! OK!"
"Just picked up a Where's Waldo audiobook: ""Not Waldo, not Waldo, not Waldo, not Waldo, not Waldo, not Waldo, not Waldo, not Waldo"""
"Having gay parents must be horrible You either get twice the usual amount of dad jokes or get stuck in an infinite loop of ""go ask your mom"""
"""They say there's no such thing as a free lunch. That ends today!"" -- me as I rally lunches everywhere to overthrow their oppressors"
"What do you call a Hispanic woman with no legs? Consuelo! My mother told me this one"
"""They like to buy t-shirts reminding each other of the words from movies they have seen and enjoyed"" - me finishing my report on humans"