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Joke of the Day
"I saw leaked footage of Finding Dory yesterday Bruce the shark is now called Caitlyn."
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"What do you call porn with transgender midgets? Micro trans action."
"It is said that wearing T-shirts make you feel cooler in Summer I've been wearing a dozen of them but it's still hot like hell. Damn."
"There's a band called 1023MB. They haven't had any gigs yet."
"She criticized my apartment... So I knocked her flat"
"Let's Play Horse I'll be the front end and you be yourself."
"What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed? A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one."
"Me: *slides note to bank teller* Bank Teller: So....you're not robbing us, you just want to take a selfie with ""mad cash"" on your face?"
"Did you hear about the Crucifixion victims? They're screwed up."
"What the Diffrence between Chinese and Mexican food? Chinese food comes out in about 15-20 minutes and Mexican food comes outta you in about 15-20 minutes."