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Joke of the Day
"If your uncle jack helped you off an elephant Would you help your uncle jack off an elephant?"
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"*sets cauldron over crackling fire* *adds lock of his hair* *does magicky stuff* Now love me. **POOF** *my left eyebrow falls off*"
"10 years ago, I asked the girl of my dreams out on a date. Today, I asked her to marry me! She said no both times. ( )"
"What is better than roses on a piano? Tulips on an organ!"
"Who is the smelliest hairiest monarch in the world? King Pong."
"I love how science fiction movies skip right to the fiction part."
"I accidentally flogged another dominatrix's client. Oops, wrong sub."
"There are 10 kinds of people... Those who understand ternary notation, those who don't and those who thought this would be a binary joke. Credits to /u/johnnybenude"
"""Actually, I'll have you know I have a degree in liberal arts"" ""That's great ma'am, but I ordered fries with my meal"""
"What do you say to a lawyer with a IQ less than 50? Good morning your Honor!"