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Joke of the Day
"""Treat Others the Way You Want to be Treated"" *Buys everyone snacks"
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"Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby sister? I'd much rather have a jelly baby."
"I hate toilets... They're so shitty."
"What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese."
"If Lebron's so much better than Jordan then explain to me why Bugs Bunny has never once asked for his help in a game. Cant argue with facts."
"I have been working on some jokes about Parkinson's disease. But the punch lines are all a bit shakey at best."
"""I looked up into the sky and matched each star with a reason why I love you."" ""That's so sweet."" ""Not particularly. It was daytime."""
"What is a baseball dog? One that chases fowls."
"Did you hear about the Barcelona football star who got busted for tax evasion? They said his tax returns were Messi."
"Your ""COEXIST"" sticker inspired me to slip a Madagascar hissing cockroach through your car window at the mall. Peace."