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Joke of the Day
"I accidentally flogged another dominatrix's client. Oops, wrong sub."
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"AMA: I am a submarine naval commander discharged for friendly fire in an underwater sea battle Oops, wrong sub."
"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Staple a piece of bread to the ceiling."
"God once put his dick in a box as a gift and called it the Omnipresent."
"Hey, courtroom artists. If you think the guy sounds guilty, draw an eye patch or scar. This isn't photography."
"I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant But apparently it just changes the colour of the baby"
"What do you call it when you think you've lost your Italian cured meat, but then you find it again? A falsalami"
"What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer ? A brick-layer !"
"Why did the alligator go to Disney World? To get some tots! #toosoon?"
"What do you call a homeless guy who broke up with his girlfriend a while ago? A man who hasn't eaten in days."