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Joke of the Day
"Ignorance is not bliss. It's just a fancy word for stupid."
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"2 hr flight, better buy 8 lbs of fruit and nut mix."
"Gay Mafia Did you hear about those two gay guys in the mafia? One whacked the other one. http://earlmcgerd.tumblr.com/"
"What does rare chicken meat taste like? Salmonella"
"How does the female reproductive system like to order its eggs? Ovaries-y"
"NSSSA -National Stutter Association."
"My house is clean so please don't eat or drink or come by or let my child come home."
"I'm not sure if this clerk is smiling at me bc he knows I'm high or bc we're both high, but it's been 6 minutes and we're still just smiling"
"At the mortuary.. -How do you want to handle your mother in law? Do you want her incinerated, embalmed or buried? -All of them, lets not take any chances"