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Joke of the Day
"Here's a step by step guide to staircases *gives you a handrail*"
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"By the time they were my age my parents had two kids and a house, whereas I have joy."
"what would happen if all the rattatas died? They would be eraticated"
"Everyone tells me I'm average... That's just mean."
"Selected a charity for my major donations this year. It's called Blink.org. They provide turn signals to the masses who can't afford them."
"and on the 8th day, god created a website for u to meet the hot christian singles in ur area"
"Mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop Called Monsters Ink"
"What did the teenage crow want for his birthday? a-CAW!"
"[stop light] It will turn green in 5 4 3 2 1.. And Now It Will Turn Greeeeeeeen *turns green* Ah yes nailed it."
"Emotions are like shit Sometimes you've gotta let it out"