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Joke of the Day
"What do electricians get for Christmas? Shorts!"
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"What do you call a monster with two wooden heads? Edward Woodward."
"Why don't I take my guinea pigs on walksies It's hard on my cavies"
"What do you call an Ethiopian with a dog? Stupid."
"It's my CakeDay. Here's a joke I wrote. My British friend is a bit of a freak. He sniffs African women's underwear when they're on their period. - - - ^^Bloody ^^nickers ^^lover..."
"What if there were no hypothetical situations?"
"Do you ever feel bored on reddit, because you read everything already? I guess you could say you've reddit already"
"Why do pirates love sunny weather? Because there's lots of AYE ARRR (IR) radiation!"
"The lengths I'm willing to go to avoid somebody I know in a supermarket could count as cardio."
"Like most major sports injuries, almost all Rock, Paper, Scissors injuries occur because of insufficient stretching before the match."