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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Ethiopian with a dog? Stupid."
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"I'm an undecided voter. Shoot myself, overdose, or jump off a cliff?"
"Why did the comedian say he preferred his hamburger on a croissant roll? ""Because,"" he said, ""the bun is the lowest form of pastry."""
"What do you call a Muslim organization that rejects Muhammed? A non-prophet"
"Why did the hipster only listen to dead musicians? So he could say he listened to them when they were underground."
"Hey baby, are you an oven? Because you've had a lot of Jews inside of you."
"I must be ill I thought I saw a sausage fly past my window, but it was actually a seabird. I think I've taken a tern for the wurst."
"Darth Vader once baked some cookies... But it was a little on the dark side."
"A man walks into a bar and his name is JOHN CENAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
"My dad always told me to treat women like flowers. So I tore my girlfriend apart limb by limb to find out whether or not she loved me."