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Joke of the Day
"The 2017 forecast just came in Looks like reign with a slight chance of heil."
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"WIFE: don't be weird at the party tonight ME: am i ever weird? [dinner party] CHERYL: how's the soup taste? ME: like the blood of my enemies"
"I have a dream, that all men are created equal. Just a bunch of regular men. Like, no ""super"" men for instance - Martin Lex Luthor King"
"If you know shes had a bad day just ask her how she is doing. Then when shes talking you can think of a good tweet that makes fun of her day"
"Knock Knock Who's there? Peanut butter jelly Peanut butter jelly who? Peanut butter jelly you!"
"I'm convinced that this trip to Toronto will end with my being arrested for not being nice enough."
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"First sign of your mother not loving you? Abortion."
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