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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when someone starts telling a joke"

"Whats the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fell out of a window"

"Who invented fractions? Henry the 1/8"

"My girlfriend wanted me to go to yoga with her the other day. I waved her off and said ""Nah 'ma stay."""

"Who is the most famous French ant ? Napoleant !"

"Why couldn't Helen Keller vote? She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote."

"If your parents, your boss, and three of your friends invite you to a party at a clinic its a trap"

"Did you hear about the Native American who drank 1000 glasses of tea? He drown in his tea pee."

"I was painting the house with my kids yesterday. It was fun and all, but I wasn't sure where to hide the bodies."

"Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint? A: It's not real bright but it's cheap and spreads easy."