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Joke of the Day
"First sign of your mother not loving you? Abortion."
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"My wife got a seashell tattoo on her thigh. When you put your ear on it you can smell the ocean."
"How can you tell if a woman's picture is photoshopped? She isn't standing in the kitchen"
"Rape is not a laughing matter. Unless your raping a clown. (Probably been posted here a 1000 times but it still cracks me up)"
"Racism is for lazy people who don't take the time to learn enough about someone to dislike them for a much better reason."
"whenever my Girlfriend say something funny... i reply: Hahahahahhavesexwithmehahahah"
"Being single isn't always bad. Look at Kraft cheese for example."
"[1st time on phone with a girl] I've got butterflies in my stomach It's so cute that you're nervous [eating 2nd bowl of butterflies] huh?"
"What kind of grass do cows like most? It's a moot point!"
"I wonder how many husbands out there are frantically scribbling ""free hug coupons"" right now because they forget to get their wife a gift."