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Joke of the Day
"Why did God invent women? You think he's gonna wash the dishes?"
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"I called the suffocation hotline yesterday... I was instructed to hold."
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"What're nuts on a wall? Bob: What are nuts on a wall? Dan: walnuts? Bob: What are nuts on a chest? Dan: Chestnuts? Bob: What are nuts on your chin? Dan: Chinnuts? Bob: No, dick in your mouth!"
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"Just saw Snow White working at Lady Foot Locker, she was looking hot, seriously, she was the fairest of the mall."
"Did you know Zimbabwe loves the rapper 50 Cent? Or as he's known there, 400 billion dollars."
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"People always tell me I'm funny and I always have to remind them I'm Dad."
"What do Nazi marijuana farmers say to their employees? BALE HYDRO!!"