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Joke of the Day
"I called the suffocation hotline yesterday... I was instructed to hold."
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"I once saw this funny porno.. I was laughing so hard."
"Be alert! ... the world needs more lerts."
"The FineBros remind me of a movie villian... ...they revealed their master plan via monologue and were stopped before they could end the world."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Jock Barbie ...looks like Dennis Rodman"
"Listening to ska is like a bad hand job... It's all upstrokes"
"The cats told me the reason we only have one life is because we're too stupid to handle nine lives. I believe this is true."
"What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek? Ready or not, hair I comb!"
"Star Wars joke: What is the Rancor's favorite candy? Jawa breakers."
"Me: my fitbit broke Sales Guy: how Me: i put it on my dog's tail and asked him who's a good boy Sales Guy: if i give you a new one can i see"