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Joke of the Day
"I've fallen in love' My husband yelled to me as his arse cheeks splashed against the toilet water."
Next Joke
"Sorry if you already know this one A Hipster, a vegan and a feminist walk into a bar... How do I know? They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes"
"What kind of books do fruit read? Pulp Fiction"
"A sadist joke I thought-up today at 2:20PM Q: Where do happy sadists come from? A: A Sadist-factory! get it? get it?"
"My biggest fear is that someone will say ""Git-R-Dun"" while I'm holding my child. Because I will instinctively swing my baby at their face."
"There were 2 goldfish in a tank One said to the other, ""you man the guns, I drive."""
"Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper? A. Yes if you wrap an iron in it."
"What does Donald Trump and a 12 year old have in common? They know a lot about hacking."
"Wifi going down... Our wifi went down during family dinner tonight. One child started talking and I had no idea who he was."
"That certain unfocusing of the ear that allows you to understand what Donald Duck is saying is also what allows you to understand poetry"