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Joke of the Day
"Why does nobody play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs"
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"My kids are so aware that I'm a bad driver that if I start the car before they have their seatbelts on, they cry."
"Sorry my seductive strip tease to Janet Jackson's Black Cat blew your Grandma's pacemaker and caused your Mom to divorce your Dad."
"I couldn't figure out why someone was brushing their teeth out here at work, then it hit me... My wife always brushes after sucking cock too!"
"Me: I heard you like men with a huge collection of words that they know and can say. Her: A vocabulary? Me: A what?"
"Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella? For Drizzle."
"Why do you always follow your instinct when doing trigonometry? Beacuse you might have secant thoughts and go off on a tangent"
"Heard of the new gay website? It's colon, enter, pound, pound, pound."
"Given how, when I try to eat a banana, I end up holding the peel while the actual fruit falls to the floor, I'm ok never handling a firearm."
"Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes? San Andreas fault."