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Joke of the Day

"I couldn't figure out why someone was brushing their teeth out here at work, then it hit me... My wife always brushes after sucking cock too!"

"What happened to the embarrassed bungalow on the street of two story houses? It got stares."

"I'm the kind of guy who would feel morally obligated to eat what I kill... So please don't try to rob my house..."

"Just once I want to wake up to something exciting. *Wakes up next to spider crawling on pillow."

"My ex-girlfriend and I both went blind before we broke up. After that, we just couldn't see each other anymore."

"Why are liars so lazy? Because they are always lying in bed!"

"People who automatically say it will get better without actually knowing what the problem is... is why there are bodies buried in my yard"

"eyy gurl, r u part beaver??? cuz dam baby"

"First thing this morning, there was a tap on my door. Funny sense of humour my plumber has."

"Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan."