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Joke of the Day

"Upon hearing that my donor is in Eugene, I proceeded to inform my wife that, ""My heart is in Oregon."" She replied, ""I know what a heart is!"""

"So I tickled my little brothers feet this morning... ... my mom got pissed and told me to wait until he was born."

"Is thinking about doing something! Now just got to think what that something will be!!!"

"What happens to illegally parked frogs? They get toad away."

"I miss being a kid and playing cowboys and Indians. Now whenever I chase people around with a tomahawk I get arrested."

"Why is the number 8 the only number that goes to heaven? When it dies it becomes immortal. &#8734;"

"Women are like electrons Always trying to latch onto some Adam for a free ride"

"I called in to work and asked my boss what the difference between work and his daughter was. I'm not coming into work this morning."

"Steven Tyler jokes Just a normal guy looking for some Steven Tyler jokes."

"When I was young, I slipped on some spilled beans and broke my spine, paralysing myself... Oh what I'd have done with Heinzsight."