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Joke of the Day
"""OEDIPUS!"" Oedipus' mother screamed. ""I'M COMING!"" Oedipus screamed back. ""So soon?"""
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"what was Stevie Wonders first words when he got his eyesight back? Who the hells been dressing me all these years?"
"A good thing about being single is I don't have to worry about anyone flushing while I shower. Or caring that I exist or whatever."
"What do you call a dinosaur with good dental hygiene? A flossiraptor"
"My safe word is ""I WANT YOUR BABIES"""
"Teacher: Shall I put the school computer on? Pupil: No Miss the dress you're wearing looks fine."
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"Stop feeling sorry for yourself. Just think, there are people out there who don't get to read my tweets."