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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a dinosaur with good dental hygiene? A flossiraptor"

"I have a phobia of German sausage Yes, I fear the wurst."

"What do you call an abominable snowman who's always late? A not-yeti."

"Where did the chess player go when he lost one of his chess pieces? The pawn shop."

"If cancer is ever cured it'll probably be because of the people who liked all of the Facebook statuses that are against cancer."

"For once I would like to find a babysitter that doesn't get all upset when she gets to my house and realizes I don't have kids"

"Why is suicide illegal? Because no one wants to clean up your mess."

"TIL when you're a child, you have 4 kidneys Well, 2 kidneys and 2 kid knees."

"When life gives you melons... ... you might be dyslexic."

"How is it that rice originated from China to become a staple food for a large part of the world's human population? I mean, come on! They couldn't even pronounce it."