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Joke of the Day

"I've just broke up with my girlfriend. ""It's not you,"" I said. ""It's me: I hate you."""

"Did you hear about the horse that has made a dozen films? He's not a star though he just does bit parts!"

"Why did the duck go to jail? For smoking quack!"

"I heard apple was going straight to the iPhone 7 I guess it won't be very 6s-ful"

"JOB INTERVIEWER: it says here ur a postmodern deconstructivist...? ME: did ur parents realy name u 'Job'? especialy with a last name like urs?"

"Once again the award for the most stupid act ever was given to a man who glued his hands to the bars on a treadmill. That's two years running now."

"I'm starting a tent business. My first sales event will be called the ""Tent Offensive"""

"I feel bad for women who say finding true love is the best experience in life. They've obviously never found their bra size on clearance."

"So JLO has a new movie in theaters? Hasn't she had 'Enough'?"

"""Do you have anything with 3-5 pounds of rhinestones on the ass?"" Upper-middle class ladies shopping for jeans"