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Joke of the Day

"Once again the award for the most stupid act ever was given to a man who glued his hands to the bars on a treadmill. That's two years running now."

"I like my beer like I like my women... ...anything goes as long as I'm pounding it with a friend."

"Why hasn't Africa ever won Olympic gold in basketball? Because Africa isn't a country."

"How do you castrate the pope? Kick the altar boy in the chin."

"A silly joke about sex after marriage."

"How many cops do you need to change a light bulb? None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it."

"I set my Tinder location to Flint, Michigan. Those girls are probably hella thirsty..."

"What's small and got 7 dents in it? Snow White's cherry"

"What's a dish best served cold? Air condish."

"5 minutes into America's Got Talent and I learned we don't have talent, we have a bunch of delusional idiots that don't want real jobs."