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Joke of the Day
"The key to a great tweet is attention to detale."
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"The bravest thing you can do is change & the weakest is to settle for comfort. But, seriously, that remote is really far from the couch."
"I visited Canada and got an STD Hepatitis A."
"What does a preverted frog say? Rubbit."
"I wanted to hear the pitter-patter of little feet so now my cats wear tap shoes."
"Moves shopping cart to allow car to park Lady doesn't even say thanks Puts cart back behind her car Leaves."
"Last night I dreamt I laid in bed all day drinking wine, eating chocolate & watching Netflix. Tomorrow I'm making my dreams come true."
"Why does a rapper need an umbrella? Fo' drizzle."
"I don't let my kids go online. There's too many PDF files on there!"
"*crawls seductively across bed* *elbow gives out*"