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Joke of the Day
"I don't let my kids go online. There's too many PDF files on there!"
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"Sometimes I think I should introduce myself to my neighbors just so they don't describe me to the police as ""Quiet and keeps to herself."""
"A skeleton walks into a bar, and asks the barman for a ""beer"" and ""a mop""."
"Have you heard about the dyslexic satanist? Sold his soul to Santa."
"How do you know it's time to clean up your room? When the wifi signal doesn't come through."
"miley cryus's career (please read title if you dont get joke)"
"Ok parents who have really clean houses, do you have outdoor pets and outdoor kids? How does this work?"
"What does a masturbating Latvian sound like? One potato two potato three potato splat!"
"Why is 2 Phosphorus Oxygen Carbon the greatest rapper from the elements? 2POC"
"Why couldn't the chicken come to dinner? he didn't seem truss worthy."