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Joke of the Day

"The bravest thing you can do is change & the weakest is to settle for comfort. But, seriously, that remote is really far from the couch."

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"What kind of laundry detergent do handicapped people use? Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people."
"Capri Sun taught me how to stab with accuracy."
"Give a man a fish Feed him for a day. Give a man a poisoned fish, feed him for the rest of his life."
"What do Anne Frank and Bin Laden have in common? They're both hide and seek champions!"
"A nurse pulls out a thermometer out of her pocket and says: Shit.....some asshole has got my pen!"
"""I'M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN!"" Brain: LOL Empty bottles: LOL Wine shop owner: LOL New bottle: LOL Bottle opener: LOL Liver: LOL Me: LOL"
"What is a computer virus? A terminal illness."
"What do toys and boobs have in common? Both are made for children but it's the fathers who play with them most."
"What s the weight of a hipster? One Insta-gramm"