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Joke of the Day

"The bravest thing you can do is change & the weakest is to settle for comfort. But, seriously, that remote is really far from the couch."

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"What we can say Black people are allowed to say the n-word while white people can't. But white people can say things that black people can't. Like ""thanks for the warning officer"" and ""hi dad"""
"If a stranger catches you taking their photo, let them know it's okay by softly saying, ""Don't worry, this is just for me"""
"""Real men like a woman with curves"" - Fat Chicks"
"How does the sun cut his hair? Eclipse it."
"Can february march? No, but april may. ~~ sorry, I just love bad jokes~~"
"BREAKING NEWS: A man who took an Airline company to court after his luggage went missing has lost his case."
"[Halloween] Me: How adorable! I love your ghost costume! 14: *sigh* I AM NOT A GHOST! I'M SHEET-FACED."
"Did you know that yeast cells are incestuous? They're in-bread."
"[robbers outside bank] When I said get some masks I meant something creepy like wolf masks ""But can't u feel your pores really opening up?"""