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Joke of the Day

"3 in 1 QA jokes Q: What does a nosey pepper do? A: Gets jalapeno business! Q: What do you call a fake noodle? A: An Impasta Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An Investigator"

"What do you call a fish with no eyes. A FSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"I bet the frankincense guy was all like, ""Let's put the three items in one gift basket and the basket can be from all of us."""

"How can you tell when a German is joking? Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!"

"Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had no-BODY to go with."

"Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer? To the Allahu Akbar"

"Its weird how your entire day flashes before your eyes the moment you realize that your zipper has been down and you haven't pissed in 8 hrs"

"Synchronized diving would be far more interesting without the pool."

"A supervisor at a Tickle-Me-Elmo factory... ...instructed an employee to give the dolls 'test tickles'. The dolls were recalled for being anatomically correct."

"My new girlfriend is amazing in the bedroom... She goes down on me more than the EA servers..."