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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a fish with no eyes. A FSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger? They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done."

"Racism is wrong I have never been racist before. It's wrong for anybody to be racist, it doesn't matter whether they're black, Asian, or normal."

"Change your Facebook Status to ""I'm Pregnant"" or ""I'm Engaged"" and watch the April Fools LIKE & Comment away."

"Forever 21... pounds overweight"

"What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back."

"Girls don't fart or poo That's why they are full of shit."

"saw license plate GODLSNS and am not sure whether it's God Listens or Godlessness. doin devil horns anyway"

"I have a joke. Me."

"Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had no-BODY to go with."