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Joke of the Day

"I told my girlfriend to apply for a job at the pet store 'cause she really knows how to handle a cock 'r two"

"This may sound like a rape joke if you ask me Oh wait you don't have to."

"There was once a starving homeless man near Pyongyang... This joke has been removed. Food and shelter are plentiful in North Korea. To desire more is greed."

"Do you guys know the difference between ""girlfriend"" and ""girl friend?"" ... that little empty void in the middle.. Known as the ""friend zone"" .."

"Self checkouts are great if you're in a hurry or don't want to pay for everything."

"""What is that, a banana? Aw, who gives a shit."" -Disinterested George"

"Why are rivers lazy? Because they never get off their beds."

"I painted my computer black to make it run faster. Plugged it in and high voltage sho(r)t it."

"I planted a whole garden full of bird seed this year and not one bird came up. I quit."

"A Irishman, Mick goes to the doctor complaining of stomach pain... Doctor: ""Well I cant find anything wrong with you , it must be the drinking"" Mick : ""Ill come back when you're sober Doctor"""