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Joke of the Day
"What is Rick Grimes' favorite thing under the sea? CORALL!"
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"Q: What do you call it when a cat bites? - A: Catnip!"
"Why did Hitler visit the optometrist so much? cause he could nazi"
"A clever one from Yahoo! Answers Sea water equals salt. That's what it boils down to."
"Relationships are like fat people... Most don't work out!"
"What did the suicide bomber instructor say to his class? Now pay attention class, I'm only going to do this once."
"What is Canadian graffiti like? Canadian graffiti be like, F WORD (sorry)"
"@realDonaldTrump the 1930s called, they said ""great idea."""
"My coworker just took a broom and pole vaulted over the cubicle partition to confront the woman who accused her of being on speed."
"me: ""what is a librarian's favourite food?"" dog: me: ""SHUSHI lmao"" dog: [starts putting his toys in suitcase]"