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Joke of the Day
"What is Rick Grimes' favorite thing under the sea? CORALL!"
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"If bank website ads have taught me anything it's that white people love drinking coffee as they pay bills online in an empty loft apartment."
"I was on a ride at a funfair. One minute I was laughing my head off. Next I felt angry. Then I just became very sad. Turns out I was on an emotional roller coaster."
"What does a vulture bring with him on the airplane? His carrion bag."
"once there was a king He was very Poor"
"Q: Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark? A: Their match wouldn't light."
"My friend didn't understand my poorly timed holocaust joke. So he asks me, ""What's a holocaust?"" And I reply ""Oh, about eleven million"""
"Best part of Donald Trump giving you a hand job. His little hands make your dick look bigger."
"So, how do you make your truck look like Lance Armstrong? hang one tennis ball from the tailgate!!"
"What did one dead American cop say to the other dead American cop? Waaazzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappppppp."