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Joke of the Day
"I sexually identify as an attack helicopter. Because I explode on impact."
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"I ate a big cheeseburger for lunch and my heart started going really fast, so I'm counting it as an hour at the gym."
"I can't have been the only one who was confused by the Rosa Parks story as a kid, on a basis of ""the cool kids sit in the back of the bus."""
"[30 Days of Christmas Jokes] Why was Santa's little helper sad? Because he had low ELFesteem"
"I was disappointed when it turned out the axe I bought to climb with was useless for the job... it was an anti-climb axe"
"Why did a pair of tomatoes play footsie? To-mate-toes!"
"What is the difference between snowmen and snowomen? Snowballs."
"Why is money called dough? Because we all knead it."
"I was about to tell a joke about sodium and hydrogen... ...but NaH"
"My girlfriend is a game girl And I'm the game boy"