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Joke of the Day

"I'm really good at making jazzy versions of rap songs in my bathroom but I don't know how to put that on my resume so I'll just demonstrate?"

"It's so cool how math isn't real now that I'm a grown up."

"This morning I went for a run and came back home after 2 mins because I forgot something... I forgot that I was fat and could only run for 2 mins."

"Why don't gay jokes ever get old? Because they get AIDS and die."

"I think what irritates me most about Katy Perry is that I thought she was a Zooey Deschanel SNL character until about 2 months ago."

"Jokes about German Sausages are the wurst..."

"Roll call comes for a Mexican bus trip They always seem to be late from missing juan"

"Justin Bieber just compared himself to Kurt Cobain. When Kurt Cobain finds out, he's totally going to kill himself."

"A subtle joke A cannibal passes his friend in the woods."

"Do you think Gillette employees ever call in Schick to work?"