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Joke of the Day
"Skinny If fat people have more skin shouldn't they really be the 'skinny' ones?"
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"On the topic of Transformers ""Have you guys seen the new toys? They've changed too much! They were so much better when we were little!"" ""...Transformers are supposed to change"""
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"I live in a country where everything goes well together A Combo-Nation"
"What you get when you turn a blonde woman upside down? A brunette with bad breath."
"You could be on your deathbed but as long as you've got a slight fucking tan people will still comment on how well you look."