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Joke of the Day
"If you are scared of pedophiles Grow up."
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"Wife: You only half-listen to me. You're in a boatload of trouble. Me: Yes, let's buy a boat."
"Did the math. Facebook is worth $100 billion and with 800 million users that puts the value of a life at $12.50. Never pay a hitman more."
"I eat my tacos over a Tortilla. That way when stuff falls out, BOOM, another taco."
"My workplace scheduled Sexual Harassment Training. Needless to say, I was greatly disappointed."
"""I'm gonna cramp your style."" - Menstruation"
"Why did the customer slap the cashier? Because he was checking her out."
"Two guys walked into a bar... ...the third one ducked."
"Women are weird. Hundreds of people can tell them they're beautiful but they'll obsess over the one person that doesn't."
"[i get a phone call] ""Hi we'd like to talk to you about your tweets"" ME: Wow thank you but I don't do interviews ""This is the police"""