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Joke of the Day
"You ever stick your dick in pecan pie? It's fucking nuts."
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"Who represents a Ghost in court? A Paralegal."
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"An app that tells you how Raven something is."
"Welcome to earth! You have a choice of private parts. Would you like the one that creates life & bleeds or the constant bad decision maker?"
"I have an irrational fear of elevators I always feel like they are going to let me down someday."
"What happens when you piss off a blind mobster Your neighbor gets a horse ass in their bed."
"What do religions and gender have in common? You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense."
"Is that your face or are you wearing your hair back to front today?"
"Now that robots move their limbs smoothly and with grace, i wonder how we're supposed to imitate them on the dance floor?"