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Joke of the Day

"""LET MY PEEPHOLE GO!"" -Moses when the cops found the peephole he installed in the Womens washroom."

"What do you get if you cross a rhino with an elephant? I don't know but it's not relevant."

"when there was one set of footprints in the sand, that was when I tripped and fell but Jesus didn't see and he kept walking for a little bit"

"The Pope is hardly the first person to lose interest in their real job so soon after joining Twitter."

"What do you call a vaping vegan?1 Nothing! It isn't like you'll be able to get a word in!"

"lady, cut my neck open with trimmers, i dont care, but if you try and start a conversation with me im never coming back to this Supercuts"

"Arguing politics is like trying to convince someone that their baby isn't cute."

"When I see lover's names on a tree, I don't think it's sweet... ... I think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date."

"Sally Why could Sally never answer questions about her previous husbands? They all beat her."

"Mortgage Dream The dream of the older generation was to pay off a mortgage. The dream of today's young families is to get one."