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Joke of the Day

"A man comes home from work and says to his wife, ""Honey, I'm thinking about ordering a strap-on dildo from Amazon..."" ""What do you think? Is that something you could get behind?"""

"Did you hear about the dyslexic Christian? .... who worshipped the almighty 'Dog'."

"furniture disease i just got home from the doctor's and i have really bad news. turns out i have the furniture disease. its where your chest hangs down past your drawers"

"I told my gay friend I could turn fruits into vegetables... He said ""prove it."" So I pushed him off the balcony."

"Is the KKK a good source of Potassium? Yes, because they're all bananas."

"What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt? After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture."

"""Wow he's good"" -possum at the morgue"

"Making millions of dollars is like breeding rabbits. It's much easier when you start with two."

"What's the difference between a toilet seat and dinner? Dad doesn't piss all over his dinner. :D"

"what idiot called it a best man instead of a lord of the rings"