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Joke of the Day
"What are you people doing? making this crap up."
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"What do you give a teenage girl who can't even? A two-torial!"
"A deeply religious man is trying to book a room at a hotel. He asks the receptionist if the pornography is disabled. To which she replies, ""No. We just have regular pornography, you sick fuck."""
"I thought I would be proud of sealing all the Christmas cards myself But the whole ordeal just left me with a bad taste in my mouth."
"Shoutout to Batman for being a true American and proving the only superpower you need is money."
"Yay! The Democrats won the World Series!"
"*hands note Boss: *reading* 'Please excuse my son from' Ridiculous! You're working! *thinking* I practiced my Mom's signature for nothing"
"An English teacher tells a knock knock joke Teacher: Knock Knock Student: Who's there? Teacher: To Student: To who? Teacher: To *whom*"
"My other palindrome is a kayak. - racecar bumper sticker"
"The time between the nurse leaving the room and the doctor entering is for exploring and trying out as many tools as possible"