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Joke of the Day
"What's worse than the Holocaust? Winning the jackpot in two separate lotteries at the same time."
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"It's always the Great Wall of China, but I feel bad for all the other walls in China. They're like ""Hey i'm a pretty good wall too."""
"Ham and Eggs: A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig."
"What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception? Parents."
"What's worse than finding a sack of spider eggs in your room? Finding a sack of hatched spider eggs in your room"
"Shouldn't elevators have a different name for the trip back down?"
"I'm going to tell you a joke about a broken pencil........ Never mind. It's pointless."
"Q: What did the dumb blonde say when told that ""Scheherezade"" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ? A: ""Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names ?!!?"""
"I don't have a problem with 5p carrier bags, I have a bag for life, ever since I got married last year. ^^"
"What did one orphan say to the other? ""Robin! Get in the batmobile"""