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Joke of the Day
"Yay! The Democrats won the World Series!"
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"What do you call it when batman plays hooky from church? Christian Bale"
"How do you organize a space party? You planet ;)"
"What do you call a camel with 3 humps? Pregnant Dad joke courtesy of my child"
"What did Mick Jagger say when he walked in on Hugh Hefner in bed with Dennis Weaver? He said ""Hey Hey Hugh Hugh Get Off Of McCould"""
"9 out of every 3 people suffer from math illiteracy."
"What did the pencil say? Nevermind, it's pointless."
"What do cows do in traffic? They moove"
"What's with this 'running with scissors' bullshit? Why would you run with scissors? Are you that excited to cut paper?"
"What's the difference between a Nun in Church and a Nun in the bath One has Hope in her Soul the other has Soap in her Hole."