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Joke of the Day

"The time between the nurse leaving the room and the doctor entering is for exploring and trying out as many tools as possible"

"What's the funniest thing you have heard about US Politics? Donald Trump, President of the United States of America"

"Why is there a rape culture? Bcos, to some men, the inability to rape, felt like rape."

"A will is a... ...dead giveaway."

"The higher they are, the more spaced out they get What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? &nbsp; ^^The ^^punchline ^^need ^^not ^^be ^^always ^^at ^^the ^^end..."

"What do STDs and jokes have in common? They're both easily spread."

"What do you call a psychic dwarf who has escaped from prison? Small medium at large."

"Gym bro #1: ""Bro, we're out of protein powder."" Gym bro #2: ""No whey..."""

"Grandpa, why did you have so many kids? ""Hey anon, do you want to know why your grandmother and I had so many children?"" ""Why's that, Grandpa?"" ""No TV."""

"What is a seal's favorite drink? Club soda"