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Joke of the Day
"What can an Elephant make that no other animal can make? Baby elephants."
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"What is slimy and wobbly tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas? A red jellyfish."
"5-year-old: I'm supposed to find out more about my hero for school. Me: Aw, you came to me. 5: Yeah. Can you tell me more about Batman?"
"What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and the American people? America doesn't want Bush."
"It's a shame the Parisian Christmas Buttplug was destroyed... It fitted in so well."
"What's the difference between a decrepit rickety bus and the Egyptian god of death? One is an old bus and the other is Anubis."
"What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common? Every night they pop open a cold one."
"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your day, but anal sex will make your whole week."
"According to U.S. FDA standards, 1 cup of orange juice is allowed to contain 10 fruit fly eggs, but only 2 maggots."
"Laying in bed with the wife last night, she asked ""what would you like to do most to my body?""""identify it"" probably wasnt the right answer"