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Joke of the Day

"Men at the supermarket are like fish in an aquarium. Silent, with no recollection of how or why they got there."

"How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight? Just one with depression."

"Why did 2Pac go to the gym? To get a 6Pac! -7th grade me"

"Silver and Lead are sitting in a bar when Gold walks in ... Silver yells ""AU get outta here"""

"Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Huh? The light's out?"

"""May I take your order?"" the waiter asked. ""Yes how do you prepare your chickens?"" ""Nothing special sir"" he replied. ""We just tell them straight out that they're going to die."""

"What breaks when you give it to a twelve year old? Her hips."

"If a man opens the car door for his wife... it's either a new car or a new wife."

"Republicans see nothing wrong with letting their children play ""Cowboys and Indians."" Democrats don't either as long as the Indians win."

"What's the difference between a feminist and a hockey player? A hockey player showers after 3 periods."