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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks people in the face first and asks questions later."

"Which band does rockclimbers listen to ? Rolling Stones"

"Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up."

"Idea: An animated sitcom where the characters age and change clothes."

"Every joke about reddits mods [removed]"

"I entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping one would win... But I've never been good at puns."

"Why did the oven go back to University? To get another degree. - My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me."

"Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. Im too lazy to do either."

"Two deer walk out of a gay bar... One turns to the other and says ""I can't believe I blew 100 bucks back there""."

"life is just a series of people giving up on you til your body gives up too but yeah sure, I'll bring my famous guacamole to the baby shower"