59615
Joke of the Day
"My ex wife is going through pms, I know this because my car is on fire."
Next Joke
"What is the difference between the hot girl at work and the one at home? You can assign tasks to the first kind!"
"Two fish are in a tank One turns to the other and says: ""do you know how to drive this thing?"""
"Kinda rude of my neighbors to be burning leaves before I had a chance to blow mine into their yard."
"If I'm your emergency contact, for your sake, I hope that hospital sends texts too."
"Colonel Mustard. In the kitchen. Eating soup. Calm down."
"Its not drinking alone if the highway patrol has informed you they're calling for back up."
"Was being tested for allergies at an all-male nudist colony when the power went out... Needless to say, I felt every prick."
"Seal goes out with friends. A seal walks into a club."
"I'm worried about my friend My friend has just be diagnosed as a Polaroid Schizophrenic. It developed quickly."