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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a young gold digger? A miner"
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"Shout out to my grandpa That's the only way he can hear"
"""Ebola"" is trending on Twitter... ...does that mean it's gone viral?"
"Why couldn't the Coast Guard save the hippie? Because he was wayyy far out man."
"The whole ""bad boy"" thing is fun until you have kids with him. Ooh you drank away the diaper money? That's soooo hot"
"Joke WHAT'S GREEN AND SMELLS LIKE PORK? -- Kermit's fingers Disgusting but made me giggle like a school girl bitch"
"*dumps Gatorade on an alligator* How does your family taste you green piece of shit"
"Jean shorts on men should be called Danny Dukes. Or Daisy Dons. Or maybe just Poor Life Choices."
"If my calculations are correct, slinky + escalator = everlasting fun."