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Joke of the Day
"*dumps Gatorade on an alligator* How does your family taste you green piece of shit"
Next Joke
"Did you hear about the kid who died in the school freezer? Apparently he was ""too cool for school""."
"Virginity is like a car Once you've had it 25 years, nobody else wants it either"
"I tried to get team shirts for a sailing camp I'm going on But I just couldn't get the idea to stay afloat"
"What type of cow produces both milk and potatos? Your Mother."
"sometime soon theyll all be screaming my name.. at the jamba juice because my order is ready and i am checking my phone"
"How to fall down the stairs * Step 1: * Step 2: * Step 4: * Step 17: * Step 35: And you're done!"
"BARBER: what'll it be ME: can u make me feel extremeley self-conscious for 45 minutes BARBER: u got it"
"What is Godzilla's favorite fruit? Squash."
"I like stuffed animals. Oven baked with breadcrumb stuffing."