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Joke of the Day
"""Ebola"" is trending on Twitter... ...does that mean it's gone viral?"
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"Lets be real here, everyone has laughed at a child falling over in public,at least once, why ? Because its funny."
"When confronted, people in wheelchairs never seem to stand up for themselves."
"I'm gonna play on a Slip n' Slide in my front yard tomorrow morning while the kids on my street wait for the school bus. #Hero"
"*takes long drag from cigarette* *stares off into the distance* *slowly glances down at hand* *lights cigarette*"
"What's the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother? An Italian mother says ""If you don't eat it I'll kill you."" A Jewish mother says ""If you don't eat it I'll kill myself."""
"Just landed my dream job of ""before"" picture"
"What do you and Ronda Rousey have in common? You will both be watching the next title fight from home."
"Studies shows that most people don't know the opposites to these words: Always Coming From Take Me Down"
"If we've gone swimming together you can be certain that at some point you've swam through my pee"