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Joke of the Day
"My New Year's resolutions.... Is going to be 1920x1080."
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"why did Adele cross the street? To say hello...from the other side"
"Yesterday I saw an ad that said ""radio for sale, $1, volume stuck on full"" I thought, ""I can't turn that down"""
"Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match? Because they rain supreme."
"'I'm not going to school today' Alexander said to his mother. 'The teachers bully me and the boys in my class don't like me.' 'Why ?' 'Firstly you're 35 years old. Secondly you're the principal.'"
"What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?... Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)"
"50% of Indian Roads are filled up with holes. And the rest are filled up with Assholes !!"
"Make a fire with someone and they'll be warm for a night. Make a fire with someone and they'll be warm for the rest of their life."
"There's no point to a dull knife."
"I liked Kim Jong-un better when he sang Gangnam Style."